Now i know what yer thinking mates Robbie Williams!? Yeah i know he was once in that boyband Take that but here me out mate ive a lotta respect for Robbie. First of all he twatted Gary Barlow which can only be a good thing mate, then he went to Glastonbury and got hammered.

Hes an entertainer too mate, and yer know he aint shy of having a few beers and fight on a friday night. He gets a lot of pussy too mate. When yer think about it hes a lot like me. so Robbie Willams you have the honor of being Martyns Single of the Week..nice one mate!!

Now im not sure about this song mate but id shag the bird that sings it!!

this one i aint too sure about either mate. Ive never liked Oasis cos they killed grunge and really mate, thats not something you wanna be messing with. But respect to them theyve got loadsa money and managed to shag some posh birds so there pretty clued up where it counts mate. But this single, i dunno mate, Liams voice dont sound quite the same. I think what im trying to say is its no 'Roll With it' which i think says it all mate.