Now first of all Ive got something to say about all you internet geeks, your all sad mate, I mean you sit around on your arses playing the computer. How do you plan to pull a bit of pussy if all you can do is click a mouse mate??, take me for example Im a rockstar and I like to fight every friday, you know to keep everyone sweet, that s how you pull pussy mate.

Martyns View On Drugs

Many of think cos I live in the Quarry I must be sorted for drugs, that s not true mate. I think drugs are bad for yer not because they can kill yer, it s cos they make you dick small and believe me mate, pussy don t like little peckers.

Martyns View On Music

Music in the charts these days are a load of shite mate, I mean who wants to listen to bunch of slags like the Spice Girls, I mean I would give them a good seeing to, but there music career must be stopped.........Now Kurt Cobain he was a god, you know Im lot like him.

Check out my music reviews mate and see who got single of the week!

Martyns View On Cars

Cars are an important part of our life mate, I mean if it weren t for my Astra Van I wouldnt have a place to sleep at night, cos my mum kicked me out. No seriously mate cars are your strength, I mean if you have a fast car, women are gonna wet there knickers over yer....I should know.

Martyns View On Fighting

Fighting, mate is like the ultimate thrill in my book, I mean being able to throw a punch that can put somebody on the floor face down is my idea fun mate. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not one of these tossers who starts a fight with just anybody. There is a time and a place for fighting (which is usually closing time at my local) mate, you’ve got to learn to do the right thing. But I can guess most of you internet geeks will prefer just to stay at home mate and windsurf the web as they all say down my local internet café!

Martyns View On Goth Chicks

Now don’t get me wrong mate there is nothing wrong with a women dressing a bit different, but these goth chicks take the piss mate!, I mean they all go on about how depressed they all are and how everything has to be black, what is that all about!. I reckon a good poke from me would get them sorted!